Mexican maiden

This poor guyser was out cold when a shopping cart came flying down the hill and nailed him.....he was so pickled he didnt even budge....too busy countin Popovs jumping over the fence.

Met up wi Smith at Deluxe.....

A right bunch of wiggers..............i look like me mum

Jakie and Shaun

Claire Dug and Julia Beusnitz........congrats to Julia and Dennis...they have a wee bairn on the way

Band of Brothers........The Shapiros joined forces and started new SF metal band Space Vacation..........

Scott Dug on the vocals and main guitar

They have Andy on the drums......he makes the kit look like a fisher price toy........he battered everything in arms way

J Dug plays the lemmy

Jakie backstage

Hes a bloody beast on the skins

This is the lads first concert........fuckin champion performance........i could tell the mannys were nervous but they nailed a ferocious first gig

Hailing from Cape Cod.....they have songs like "wicked hammered".........so great

Men in black

Noodling part

Endless drummers.......Zak fae Walken flips off my camera while Andy tries tae build a pentagram with his arms

I forgot to mention that the gig is in a brewery in the middle of the day......1000s of kegs surrounded the metal crowd........gave me barback nightmares......

Smith's a huge fan of the fixed beer

Band shot........look for Space Vacation next year at Robstock

Lads killed it..........i remember Demassek's first gig was a xmas party at some fancy hoose in newport.....we invited the whole town and every maniac we knew showed up.....we played 4 songs cos thats all we had and then we got asked never to come back...I remember too when we were all leaving i saw a meatball in spagetti sauce roll across the kitchen ceiling.....it was sick .......it left this huge trail of red on the roof..........it was definatly time to go......

Anyways back to now time....Walken have become a evil monster of a band

No glam fae these gadgies ...just loud and fast

They have a new logo drawn by the geezer that did Emporors logo......its insane looking

Frontman Shane is rock and roll

Jakie gets a dose

Show me yer fuckin warface ya bastard

Claire Dug and Matt Irving

My camera ran out of juice before Hightower headlined ...but they played a barry set in front of a schwilled up mob........home brewery beer is a right mangler

That night the hits kept on coming....more bands more bros

Zak and Max are in a side project ...........blew my socks off...it was metal with a cello added in ....worth checking out

Zak gets a foot in the mouth

The next day was a wee bit fuzzy.......my isaac newtons were blurry from the shredding weekend

Saw this and wanted it

That afternoon me and the Dug got all extreme with some rock climbing

We scaled these huge walls and had to dodge the pounding surf to get to the next sections

Extreme sports in jeans rolled up is the way tae go

We went for ages all along the coast

Getting closer to the Golden Great

Broceans 11

We aced so many cliffs and rockfaces but we went one to far......over one the cliffs there was 2 poofters naked in a wee sandy cave......One had his meat and potatoes out in full glory......they were totally in the middle of no where ........i was scarred by the scene and me and J Dug turned around and skedadled......Only in Sf would there be gay robinson crusoes!!!!!

Claire was hyped on our adventure tales

Brussel sprouts grow on huge sticks here.......id never seen this before.........

I brought a monk seal home and named it Gary...............The beusnitz's dug

More adventures in America tomorrow