
this is where slow children practice. this place is sick.


heavy metal barnyards.

i think this is a lawnmover?


mod gravesite.

slow children. today is ozzfest. everyone is pumped to see iron maiden, tits , blacksabbath and tits!

parking lot sesh.

then it begins. critter fest 2005

this radge kept eyeballin me.

this is luke. he drove the crew up here. he's the most epic bloke around. real high quality.


im losing faith at this point. this pair were completely un relaterd. i wonder if they bumped into each other?


my faith in heavy metal is restored. this guy was shredding so hard.



i got some birds number. she wrote it in black eye stuff on a sweaty dollar. pretty stoked on this haggard exchange.

am i missing something here? theres a 6 hour gap where the music is bollocks.

it was nice of ozzy to show up.

evil man was there too. i remember him from last year. i was so scared taking this shot. hes so metal. on a side note its 100 degrees
and evil man is not bothered one wee bit. i would like to know his name. maybe next year!


chris from slow children has the shakiest hands. we made him take a photo . pretty epic. the shot on the right is not by him.

mastodon killed it. its hard to see but the randy rhoads drum kit blew my mind.


i bumped into the solstice lads. new bedford massive

waiting for ages likes.....

after a whole day of tosser bands it's finally kick off time.
iron maiden are the fuckin bee's knee's

the trooper fae a distance.

that wee guy next to the even wee'er guys is evil eddie.

bloody hell .....tears of joy

it just keeps going......




if you hold an eyeglass up to your monitors it's easier to see what going on.

shredding


it ended and no one moved. it was a moving moment if that makes any sense.



full parking lot antics. jesse leading the charge with his arse.


this one goes out to jesse's mum.....

jesus chrysler! that not very metal.

nor is this.

i got back home and turps was dreaming of portugal.

so we painted his toenails black in a tribute to sabbath