On another Rent a Bro mission today.......this one was in Long Beach for 3 days......i got the friday train from Penndamonium Station and sat on the train while office blokes yelled at their wives on phones the entire ride there..........the train was packed wi arseholes in suits.......

This guy ruled....he literally had a meltdown on the train...his wife had pushed all his buttons at once and the guy blew a gasket in front of me.......then he passed out.......

He told , me never to get married as he got off the train.......

This is my job for 3 days ....this wee monster is 6 weeks old and completley epic.........Her name is Kali and she is a pooping factory.....i must have cleaned up a zillion wee shites in those 3 days

Long Beach is the raddest place.....it was deserted but still hot as hell out

The boardwalk had all kinds of critters and old Italian dudes just lazin around

Mannys were clingin on to the tans before the winter sets in

I jumped in the ocean and went on the longest bike and when i got back the wee monstro ate the door matt

I was a regular beast master this weekend...i caught and trapped two cats in a massive lobster cage.........the smart one was trying to nibble his way oot!!

Speaking of smart ones....aye im killin it in leather workie boots and shorts

7am pickin up dug shites at the beach

Yup....that guy

The Bored Walk

This weekend was animal planet.....i caught a Jiminy Cricket

I was lookin around the hoose and found this fantastic Burger King mask...it came in the sickest box....like a fancy Gucci box......when i put the mask on the wee puppy almost lost it...total heart attacks...she freaked oot.....it was laughs

Monday morning going back to Manhattan

I was so sad to leave my animal pals......i had a blast hanging wi them