In Washington Park today i saw a guy whos performance was so bloody laterd that i was mesmirised and ended up giving him loot.......his gig was hilarious

I called him Wooden Zorro....he had the most hurtin gear , spoke with a thick spanish accent and had the craziest array of wooden swords and sticks ...oh and a cape with hidden sword holsters........

He gathered a crowd by flappin his cape around and jabberin away like he was one of the 3 Muskateers

Then the show started ...he had members of the audience throw oranges and melons at him and he flew around and chopped and sliced everything in sight...except his sword was wooden and he basically mashed and bruised the fruit all over himself..........it was amazing......his moves were straight out of Conan the Barbarian.......and his gear was right out of canal street...all together it made for an epic show

This was the "big ender"....after he squeezed 5 or six oranges all over the plaza with his sword someone threw a melon at him......he slashed it twice ...it ruled

I took this photie and he said "hey man!!! make sure you tell people it was a double slasher!!".......................No problemo Wooden Zorro

Ps...this post cost me a dollar to make.....