More Rent a Bro adventures.........this week in Miami for the Art Basel ........I went down wi Alanna who was doing some work for the Gonz.......

We landed and went right to the Nike party where i met Lizzie the front hen for Gang Gang Dance

ARon back stage wi the patron saint of tequielas

Gangled

Miami is bonkers.......Its like as if Vegas was on the ocean...filled with New Yorkers.........its complete mayhem down there......birds wi fake roundies everywhere....

Here i caught one fishing in her leotard for her sunglasses

Miami back alleys

Bad Santas everywhere

Bad Santa and his personal assistant Alanna

This was paradise

It was perfect weather the entire time i was there

This geezer is just wearing that t shirt

Miami is a party town ...there were casualties of war everywhere

Speaking of war......"my dad stormed the beaches of Normandy"

The ocean was incredible apart from all the portuguese man of war floating around..i spent a whole day catching them with a stick

Matt and Charlene hosted us all weekend........Matt is the wee brother of Ed Selego ...who let us stay at his hoose while hes in Chile

This bird is looking for her bikini top........

This was the hardest rent a bro gig i've ever had......

Beach bummers

Jon Newport with the worlds wee'est bud can

The ball went right through this guys hands...what a nonce!!

Barbera Hasslehoff

Man on a mission

This African manny was selling epic gourds and elephants

After the beach i saw Russell Bro and his pal Julius Geezer going to the pub

Its Halloween everyday in Miami

This is MIA...Ed Selego's skateshop.....and the raddest stoop....Alanna and Bigfoot lurking hard

Vice City

We skated around that night checking out the scenes

On the beach was a pretty crazy mini ramp.........

This outdoorsman showed me how to make tropical fish from palm tree leaves

This photo blows my mind still..........skating back from the mini ramp jam.....we were flying inbetween traffic......the streets were packed wi people and i heard someone across the street

"Oi ...logan....Oi......logan"......i looked over but had nae clue who was yellin........then this guy comes towards me yellin still....even at 5 feet i had nae clue.....then hes all " Oi logan , its James ....James Cope".............i was floored..this is a bro i used to skate with 13 years ago in the UK...i havent seen or heard from him in over a decade......he randomly saw me skootin by on my skate........James now owns an Art gallery in Dallas Texas........what are the chances........he says whats up to all the lads and it was rad to hear his stories about London and Toby Patterson.........

It was great to see him

That night we went on a massive pub crawl in South Beach

Next day i woke up early to Pearl Harbor outside

This guy was cleanin his shooter gettin ready for the raid

This geezer was all tuckered out from his raids

Model shoots every where....

Sunday morning is a day off for everyone......even badder Santa

This wee dug was priceless.....mirrored shades and surf trunks..i asked the owners if he needed to take his breeks down to take a shite ...but they showed me a convenient hole , which made life easier for him.....so funny

This crazy bat was on the beach wearing a shoe lace for a bikini............She danced like a raver chick and twirled her cloak in the wind

It was high comedy...........its hard to tell in the photies but she had a butterfly tattoo flying out her bum.......techno and butterfly tattoos are both pretty shite...but together it worked somehow......

Grand Theft Auto land

Bros

This was sitting outside a back door in the alley........

Went in to pester the lads at Miami Ink

It was pretty quiet......one tart was gettin a gecko tattooed.......but not much else goin on

There was more going on next door.....this mannykin goes in for the kill.......even the window displays have huge fake roundies here......

Thanks to everyone down in Vice City for the grand tour........Miami is a good time