I went to visit Wilhelmina in the upper east side

She has the most bonkers view from her hoose

This was just tae prove i was there and it wasnie photos i found in a magazine

By the way theres a pool on the top floor.......this is where the mega mannys do their laps

This is Wilhelmina and Lucy........highest yoga class in New York

Pile High Club..........i did more cannonballs than laps

The view is totally crackers

On the way home i passed the famous hotel where the Sex Pistols did fun things back in the day

Outside there were a ton of outdoorsmen lurking around

Near my street there were people asleep on fake grass on the avenue....stuff like this is becoming normal and ive only been here a few weeks

Outdoorsmen everywhere...snoring away

After wandering around for a while i went up to the Cande Nast building to visit my friend Rebecca.......she works at Allure magazine.......

Rebecks and Kara and Pam took me to lunch and i sat across from the 37th richest geezer in the world......i didnt get his photo but i was hyped cos his gear was way worse than mine......he looked like a dogs dinner and he was old as shite........i felt pretty good about my appearance after this lunch

Yesssssssss

This city is merciless.......right after my lunch i saw the poorest man in New York.......its incredible ....every kind of person lives here.......seeing this poor guy made me feel terrible.......he was wearing trash bags and sheets for clothes and his life fit in a milk crate..........i felt awful ....so like a right arsehole i took his picture and moved on...he had no clue i was next to him....

Movies everywhere......i love how they say "quiet on the set" and theyre filming on the streets of New York.....its chaos here....its hard to even be talking on a cell phone cos its so loud where ever you walk...sirens and horns and people yelling and hooting away........I think they filmed this scene 50 times...and i watched every one

Central park

Strawberry Fields....John Lennon memorials

Tourist hell

I watched some street performers breaking

They had the sickest drummer id seen in a long time

Phenominal beats and style

Ouch!!!!

Later i met up with Wilhelmina and her freind Ames

Claire was out on the town tonight too.......Ames had a buddy from Japan that got us free passes to the New York / Tokyo hip hop festival......Yep thats right .....i had no idea either..........

We get there and Pharoah Monch was ripping the stage........

I wandered around and found a mini ramp in the middle of the show.........as if the scene couldnt be weirder

I ran into Seamus.......he tried his best to explain the event but we gave up and went looking for drinks

Close Encounters of the Japanese kind

Rakim headlined and belted out the classics while all around me people body popped and chirped weed

It was funny cos Rakim was really late to perform ..half the crowd left.....hows he late to a show in New York? doesnt he live here?