Of all the bozo's to open up a tattoo parlor on earth........Vince Neils shop in Vegas is so bloody awful!!

Vegas is like one big giant bad tattoo.....kinda comedy for a bit then its just shitty looking

The Trifle tower

We walked around all night looking at replica's of famous landmarks and watched the hoards of weirdos and prostitutes doing there thing


Casinos have go-go birds dancing above yer head so you canny concentrate and you lose all your loot.......its awsome ..cos if you dont have any loot you still get to check oot the birds......so its win win for mannys like me

This is about as medievil as fuckin Burger King.........this castle looked like a giant cake


This is the ceiling of the Ballagio..........i took the same pic last 4 times i was here....and wrote about some Hunter S thompson shite.....i need new armpits tae visit

"Vive le Desert"

Sorry i got no photies of hookers and bums and pimps......i lost all my loot on the slots and wandered aimlessly till my legs gave out
The next day we drove through the desert to the Hoover Dam.
This baffles me........ They have terrorist checkpoints at both ends to deter nutjobs and then once your in its a tourist attraction.....and on top of all that its a Powerstation.....
What a weird place....


At one end this is skatable.........my camera dosnt do this justice...its massive!!

Glory holes

I kept thinking about James Bond movies and i probably wrote about that the last time i came here but i couldnt find the post cos i named it something totally bloody stupid.......

Some important shite goes on here but i didnt read any of the tourist signs

Dam Dam Dam .....this is high as fuck.......like the gates of Mordor .......but a more sandy color and less scary......and no orcs in sight...........

Jess is no Dam blond

A Dam fool.......id been on the road so long my gear was getting into some Spies like Us type shite

This things is rediculous......kinda like my spelling

God Dam

These pakistani duders were dropping coins down the wall.........it was pretty funny watching but i kept thinking the army would show up in their apache gunships

This old coffin dodger was so thrilled he took a wee kip on the middle of the Dam........he was out cold standing up...with a 2 mile drop right behind him......so awsome
On wards East through the Blue Mountains.......stuff is named all dramatic out in the desert........i like it........

I forget where this is but im sure its called Devils Chin or Coyote Bawsack

This dustdevil ( see theres the word devil again ) was going so fast through the desert......we were going about 95 and this thing was blazing right next to us

I made Jess pull over in the middle of nowhere.......I love abandonded junk yards with old cars

This one was incredible.......thousands of old trucks and cars left in the desert.........it was super quiet apart from the occasional noise from an animal or a piece of metal moving in the wind.......

Theres the creepiest element at these places......no one around but you feel like someones watching the whole time......either that or ive been watching way too many horror flicks

One day im gonna come back to the desert with a trailer and pull home the raddest old truck.......

The desert at 100 miles per hour