I went to the Magnet christmas party the other night.......I met Hal and his wife Pam............Hes a one man party that lad!!

Alanna made them flip me off.....so awsome.....first time an accountant flipped me off..i was stoked

Lori rules...... she put on a brilliant party and ran the dance floor all night

This pic is for Eggman back in Newport......Tricycle rickshaw

Manute and his new city car

This bloke is the best subway busker ive seen yet .........his voice is insane

He was incredible....i forgot to get his name though.....i hope its Willie Ray something

I took a trip to downtown Tibet to visit Wilhelmina..........

She lives in the most epic wee monastery

She showed me her dialated eye.........id never seen anything like it......

Some nyc shires are out of control

They have a room there thats filled with every kind of art, photography and design book you can imagine...i spent hours in the piles of books

After i read about 10 000 pages i went to work at Epsteins...tonight my old pal Rebecca is guest bartending with me......its like old times at the Pelham

Kara and Susie were on fire........

This is my boss Greg........he's bloody off his rocker...best manager ive had in ages..Hes a real firestarter which is funny cos hes a fireman in the day time....

Round the corner from the hoose

This is boaterheids friend Corey from Ohio.....he showed me and Party Time the most incredible photos of old crime scenes .....hes a collector and has 1000s of grainy black and white pics of gruesome and violent deaths. Some were so sad...old people that had died in apartments and not been discovered for weeks and weeks....most of the photos were mob executions and gang wars...........

I forget this mannys name but his ET / Mr T shirt was hilarious......Mr ET

The Cookout and Hamburger Eyes rolled into the fish

Then onto Sweet Paradise to annoy Ted..........$100 of yaaygarrr ...this order was not for any of us

It was pretty bananas over there that night...........Birds gone wild

The place was heavin wi Xmas parties and Birthdays.........this is Vida and her posse of party hens......i canny remember every ones names...im sorry aboot that...i was a wee bit plastered

Party Time was on fire ........

Then Tino and Mike showed up in a hurricane of bro....

Tino turned into Alex Van Halen.......using straws and every single person in the bar ..he air solo'd through 2 hours of 80s jams.....it was magic.........when new people would come to the bar to order drinks..their heids were used as cymbals and toms......no one escaped

I remember when the pointer sisters came on ...shite went into overdrives

Straws were flying everywhere....people had drumsticks sticking oot their hair aw night. Here Vida has 2 extra sticks tucked away for the next hit

Even when the lens came oot of the camera Tino did a solo on it.........

Texas Ted watched the whole concert from the VIP section

Neither gnartender wanted to come to the drum section of the bar.......shite was still flying everywhere

3 stages of night in one photie......

Mike ......had the 1000 yard stare.....

Tino .......was front row at a Iron Maiden show in 86

Party Time ......was in captain caveman mode

Dudekids gone wild

Hahaha look how unstoked Teds co-worker is on all the antics.......

Vida and Kerry.......

Sweet Paradise was magnificant times thanks to aw the lads and hens

Look how mangled Tino got after we left and went to some Karaoke place in deep Chinese town

He kept trying to grab the mic from me and was yelling in mandarin for the rest of the night

I have no bloody idea what song is on but ...its 5am in Chinatown and id hate to be sober watching our performances right now....the place was great .....the music machine kept skipping and there wasnie too many rules at this place......

After about 4 fights and tons of skids in the snow outside we all made it home

Fights are shite but chinese karaoke rules........especially on huge laserdiscs that skip