Its the day after yesterdays and its Ruthie's 92nd birthday..........Sids mum is a saint......shes dealt with the Package for over 50 years.....thats a ton o antics

Elainee gets the royal tour of the Pitt

The Pitt is the OWB headquarters........Package Churchill runs his armies from inside the bunker

This is Jenny

Entrance to Sidd Row

Package interviewed the birthday girl

The entire talk show was in third person narrative........phenominal

After over 10 years in hiding .....we found the much dreaded HIPPO TAIL......sid brought this hippopotamous tail back from south africa back in 1996...It used to sherriff the old Waterbrothers shop.....it was so whippy and painful that if you got whacked by the tail you instantly bleed..many wee kids got the hippo tail.....the reason he was banned so many years ago...was one day Brewsters Millions (the Aliens older brother) took 17 lashings from the tail over his back for a free Platnum deck........he looked like a slave...scars and bloody bruises for days...his mum marched into the shop the next day and went berzerk on us.....the Hippo Tail was never seen from again....till today

Hes back though..........fuckin champion to see him again

Next out of hiding came Biggie.....one of Sids oldest pals

These guys drank their first beers together

Biggie rules.........hes the closest guy i know to a Hit Man.....he WILL take care of you......

What a pair.......the General and his chief of secret police

Back in the bunker ....plans to take over the world were forming

After the Pitt its off to Fred Smiths to race lowriders and maybe get a tattoo

This wee bastard has munched on a bunch o arms

Katie got some new love set ups

Jesus christ

This blew my mind.....Keifer on the left and Fred on the right......it even had the gold tooth

A heidless rat in a bag.....i dont even ask questions anymore

Bro Derek tries the ratatoie

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Mazzadon wipes a maggot on the windae for good luck