Today this geezer drove me and 45 other maniacs to New York City

It was so cold on the streets that my teeth got cold.

I had hunched stiff neck and shoulders from it being so cold...........

On my travels i saw a movie poster that caught my eye....i got hyped that it was a flick about Loch Ness........

Then i saw id already reviewed it.....GO SEE THIS MOVIE ...im claiming ONE OF THE GREATEST MONSTER MOVIES EVER MADE.........who wouldve thought Rent a Bro gettin gigs like this

Demassek store in NYC is killing it ...were gonna open another in Fife in Scotland

We sell weird merch fer weirdos

Met up with Manute ........

Went tae his hoose in Brooklyn

To watch the Bro-est flick of the new age..........PICK OF DESTINY

Its awsome

YESSSSSSSSS

The Tera Patrick in a Supreme Tee on the other screen was distractin as heck though

Later......Saun of the Dead and me walked down to KCDC to get our lurk on

On the way we saw the Mega 370 Million Dollar Manny

Then later we saw the other Million Dollar Manny....Ginch

They showed me a gay cake store

Manute had some deal going at this fancy restaurant up town.........Full on Randolf and Mortimer style......All those lockers behind his heid are for Baller dudes to store their favorite syzurps.......major $$$$$$$

The most top right locker was reserved for the Commander.......it was all whiskey inside too.....

We had a grand meal and went on our way

Lock Ness.....on lock down

Dez and Chunk met us at the next pub

Back Yard Hawaiian Wrestler ....Manolo Leather Back

Jack the lad

This is where the night lazers took over my brains.......Merks on the scene

Manute and Ted and tons of lazer vapors from partying

Alex

Im not sure of this lassies name.......but the turkey next to her is mangled

Ginch and Teresa

Tino

Elmer Thug

Saun was in back yard mode all night.........

Fake griptape Tino .....................and real griptape Tino

Ginch feelin the tuba solo

Some geezers came into the Fish and blew solos

Its hard to find anything in the toilet here...........

Boo Hoo Hoo

Art

Tyson Supreme Ad is genius

Next day going home....to the shire