This is the tourbus......Vw Cabrio.......total bird car......first time ive gone across the US in a convertible though it ruled...........

notice how Jess is in the passenger seat? aye thats right........

What a right gay mal-arky........i got to drive a wee bit........i couldnt figure out a bunch of the controls and i kept forgetting which side of the road i should be on

"Look ma nae license"

Driving and takin photies probably no the best idea ive had.......

Bro's eye view.........for those of you at hame.........this is a huge deal for me..........usually all i get to drive is golf carts

I drove us through the desert and found an abandoned petrol station

I used my pull over skills and worked the brakes and poked around...........the entire place was deserted....but it looked like everyone left in a hurry....sort of like 28 days laterd

Inside there was still old food on the shelfs.......i could hear wee animals scurrying away when i crept through

I have to say ...tons of horror movies flashed through my heid and i started to turn into a right panzy

This mustve been the diner........it was so quiet.......

Out back this old truck was left behind

I wanted to tow this and keep it but our Cabrio might have buckled

West

The Union railroad hugs the highway all the way to California.......i would always look for hobos riding inbetween the cars

I stopped to take a pish in the middle of nowhere and saw a full pipe......but it wasnie skate-able.........

250 miles into the desert in every direction and graff mannys are still gettin up

This is the famous skate spot in the Salt Flats that Deawon skates........We went by it at about 105mph and snagged this laterd shot.........its the half tennis balls thingys on the ground that are skatable.........either way its bloody weird that its even here.......

We got out and walked onto the salt lakes.........its hard and real sparkly like diamonds everywhere..........

Its crunchy when you walk on it too

Manny versus Wild

Its such a vast open space that our shadows were 80 feet long

This is another fine display of me being a right tosser......i tried to get a sick high kick photie

It took ages and heres the most laterd sequence on the internet

Fuckin Champion

I tried to write TFL in the salt but it was so hard , i almost ripped my finger nails off ...and as you can see ........theres not much stuff laying about to use ..........

Aaow

After getting salty we drove towards the end of the earth

Photos dont do this justice.......

This is Halloween night and we were in a town that wasnt even on the map.......it was somewhere deep in the Nevada desert........the only thing open was the local casino, a few gas stations and a bloody Pizza Hut........we were famished and needed to refuel we'd been on the highway all day....We chose the pizza hut........what a scene inside.....it wasnt that busy and there was a few families eating........2 high school waitresses were working the floor.......we sat and began to watch the bizarreness.......first i'll start with the waitresses, both were dressed as cats and both were definatly on crystal meth.....no jokes. it was like watching moths hitting a light. they bounced around tables yelling and taking pictures with everyone. it was nuts.....ive seen a ton of people on drugs but this was totally bananas.....non stop no sense jabbering and no waitressing at all.....it was amazing.........i wished i had video

I couldnt tell if the families eating next to us were in costume or not......they looked like they were dressed up as people who only ate fast food....either way they looked scary as heck..........huge pelican party gullets and that pasty grey skin and every kid weighed about 200 pounds

Jess got attacked by the Meth Cats while no one took our order or got our drinks....it was hilarious........i bet if i went back into the kitchen i couldve made our food myself and no one wouldve even noticed

This old bird had the sickest tee......tie dye diamonds and rubees.........

Some how we got our food which was shite .....it tasted like it was made last halloween....how on earth do you fuck up pizza?

Weirdest dinner ive ever had

I took a pic outside just to make sure i wasnt asleep the whole time

I have no idea where this is.......the last few days have been a blur of sand and salt and birds on drugs dressed as cats

This is the road to Lake Tahoe

It looked like forest fires were all around us

The smoke got thicker and traffic slowed way down

We got to Tahoe in clear skies

Found this river trail

The water couldnt have been clearer..........those ducks arnie photoshopped in.......

The country is really epic up this way.......next time i come here its going to be on a motorbike