Im leaving NYC today and i couldnt cross the West side highway....About a 1000 motorbikes were in a convoy.....i couldnt frogger across .....

It took me ages

I finally made to the swimming pool......for my executive workout

In the reflection this old geezer looks like hes gonna take a shite.

The birdmanny of Alcatraz lives in New York

This young jeezy had the hugest trophy...it took up its own seat on the bus to Providence

This dodgy walrus snored the entire ride....that violent snoring where no one around him could relaxe in case homie died in his sleep......semi comedy for the first mile of the trip...then i just wanted to smack his face with my skateboard....it was loud as fuck

So loud the busdriver put his Ipod on......lucky bugger

Heading hame for a wee bit

When i got to Providence there was a giant Mexican festival going on.......

This ones called the Rooster dance

Then it got nuts.......Mega loud Spanish Techno blasted and all these birds came out dressed like brazilian lepracauns

Then the Mexican Power Rangers came out

I hung out in Mexico City for a wee bit but its time to head back to the shire

My friend Jess gave me a ride in her car with nae roof..........epic for catching flies when yer gob is open for photos

Top o the bridge

Almost at the shire.......the sky was doing weird things that day

Then it monsooned.......it got all evil and dark

I went to this chinese place near my house and ordered the RAD NAR.............i had so much fun saying it to the waiter....i enphasised the R's and then cracked up.....

I finally got to the shire and Dansporter came by to perform surgery on my lap top

His tools were a buck knife and a cell phone..he completely stripped my lap top to the bare wires and somehow things came together....

He's a smart laddie that Benson........thanks again manny

The next day we headed to New Bedford for the 5Boro and Listen skate demo......Piava holds down the No Problemo burrito shop

Went to visit Jay at Solstice.......Look at Jewmanji in a total daze in the foreground

A New Bedford fixed gear

Steve Aaaargh and Dr Emmit Bennit........

The demo was under the highway at the handbuilt cement spot the lads have been working on

Tons of kids showed up and i have nae photies of any stunts .......

Tomorrow more adventures in America