Candace wanted to go to the Harvest Fest. She said it would be sick.
SIIIICCCCCK!
Extreme...
and scary....
Mr buttons "Come on up ladies and gentlemen. I'll take your photo and just like magic, put it on a button"
Yeah magic Mr Buttons. Fucking magic.
These pumpkins were pretty huge but the giant tomatoe was just lame.
Corn Toss.
Log saw competiton. Pussys.
Cow Milking Contest. I would have been so down if it actually existed.
I was psyched on "Rhode Island Rocks"
Mia wanted her face painted.
The lady painted the worst Sponge Bob ever.
Good ol' country living.
The Crazy train.
Magic mirrors.
This dude stirring the popcorn was way into his job. Seriously.
So is this guy.
Bubba was there with his nieces. I commented on his tye dye and he said he was gonna go get tye dyes for the whole family.
He wasn't kidding. Epic.
They had a straw maze. We got soooo lost.
14 year old girls mud wrestling.
Illegal crotch grab move?
These tractors suck.
We approached this snowy owl with caution but it wasn't real.
This goat got a cup stuck on its face. I was laughing. Old ladies gave me dirty looks.
This goat was running because he knew I was gonna sacrifice him and wear his face like a mask.
The pig was pretty epic.
This goats wang was sticking out.
Redneck story telling.
Bubba chugging a Diet Coke. No big deal.