After messin wi Texas we pressed on eastwards through the scary parts of the americas

The Bible belt is the weirdest area...we saw 100's of highway banners with unbelievable messages from God and his son Jesus.....

Id have pics but we drove real fast in this section...........

..........someone should make a super unreligious sign.......something so big and anti-upstairs that the non believers passing through can get stoked.....maybe a giant naked chick wi huge roundies 90 stories tall or a massive upside down cross......or maybe just the biggest devil anyones ever seen ...just sitting in a field somewhere in Tennessee

For now i'll settle for this enormous propellor

At some dodgy truck stop i had to use the toilet.....it was a real shite hole but the condom machine caught my eye.....Genies Delights "including the new bin laden condom" ...what the hell does that mean? Rugged and Ready speaks for itself

This is how im gonna do my next cross country trip.....summer 2008 .....

Buffalo brain

Buffalo baws

I think this is in Tennassee........Loretta Lynn Dolly Parton and Tammy Wynnett

Honky Tonk Angels............wow what a gig

This place had so many shrines in the singers honor

Yup ...definately in the south

Ol McDonald needs a new bloody tractor

This couple were super old and fully shredding the open road.....

Endless Caverns.........."the bummer caves"

After over a decade of antics and adventures in America im almost hame......only one mile to go.......canny wait to see the family...i hope my mum has meat n tatties on the cooker!!!

Pennsylvania

Not much to write about here.....just trying to get to nyc before we run out of money and gas.......

After weeks on the road and 1000s of miles of the most insane terrain we made it back to New York ...where i got dropped off and Jess continued onwards toward Newport

It was good to get back to the city and it was awsome that no one stole my rims while i was gone

Thanks to everyone that hosted and fed us while we toured the States........a special thanks again to Jess for making it all so rad and congrats on your first cross country mission....