dennis the cabby has a cell phone .....no big deal there. i wonder where the bill goes?

rich just bought an AK and it arrived in the mail today. this thing was gnarly.

gangster situations. guns n ammo , bandanas n cock rings.........jesus

this photo is blurred cos i was scared. loaded handgun................11am.

bong girl singing a lullabye into boneys pink mikrophone......

seargent scrambled eggman.

VC on the ridge......VC on the ridge !!! FIRE !!!

bagged and tagged

today was crazy. this dude tied his dog to our bench and then came in the shop. the dog spotted another dog across the street and took off with the bench. i watched the bench shoot past the door. when we ran out to the street, the bench had wrecked a bunch of shite on the sidewalk. the dog made it to the end of the block then the bench snapped in two almost going under a car. then the dog took off up broadway. it was bonkers. this bench is so bloody heavy too. i dont know how he managed it.

bench carnage. 15 minutes later the cops came and inspected the busted bench. i had to make a statement. it was hilarious. i almost said my name was keith moon to the cops but i wussed out.

christ its just not the same anymore.

after the dog incident we got back to business.

we found two mousetraps......

and one jewish boy (far right) that'll do anything for money.

double whammy for $10

he couldn't shake them from his hands ...it was laughs.

he was grabbing loot and shaking mousetraps off at the same time. typical jewbacca move.

what a bonkers day today.