The other afternoon Package calls me up yelling about photo shoots at the beach with Bo Derek......i had no idea what he was on about......in a jiffy he arrived down town and kidnapped me and my bike and we were flying towards the beach....while he explained at 2000 words per second what he was up to....

On the way to the beach we picked up Sids manager.....Corkery.......Hes there to make sure Sids model contract is up to par and to make sure theres a bum on the set at all times

What a duo

Package takes a piss backstage before his hair and makeup assistant showed up

A Beach Bum

Win a dinner for 1 if you can guess whats really inside Corkerys diet coke bottle............

Package paused for air and explained the situation........

For the front cover of a local newspaper , they are going to be taking a picture of a Bo Derek lookalike model in a swim suit running by a sid the Package coming out of the ocean with his surfboard under arm....

The best part is that the board he choose for the shoot had a Rasta Manny smoking a huge jibber...so epic

Package Swayze

Total antics on the beach while he waited for the crew to arrive

My friend Sarah showed up after 4 hrs of hair braiding..........

Packages hair was fantastic too

I told him

The sea wall had a pretty good crew of hecklers

Peace off

I forget what he was yelling here but it was comedy from start to finish

After the shoot everyone wanted their photo with Package Swayze

Dougie inspects the leash Sid had set up.....it was more like a foot noose

Much laterd, i went over to Eggmans for grub and beers

Swimsuit models love to whittle sticks after a heavy day in front of the lens

Eggy almost gettin his swingers grabbed by the camp fire

I made a knife red hot in the fire then had no clue what to do next ....so i just stared at it for ages

Eamo and Casey

What a rad day................

Watching Package sign the model release form at the beach was priceless........and the look on the editors face when she was told Corkery was Sids manager......semi horrified looks........i was dying