Scotland number one........

Today were all off to Robstock in Maine......A 3 day festival of Bro....where tons of radge fuckers attempt camping and living away from their blackberrys........

Its the best time in the universe.............

Gone but never forgotten

The convoy set off......actually no one stayed together on the drive up there 100s of seperate cars filled with nutcases.......the coffin came too by the way

We got stuck in traffic and interviewed some other cars next to us....it became clear no one wanted to be next to us.....they didnae like our questions or the coffin poking oot the back

Somewhere in the north this sweaty bridge troll took ages to fill up our car with petrol.....he had awsome neck sausages

Aye still back there

We made it to the Apocylpse Right Now

Mari and Cereal Box Face and Sallyfornia

I woke after the jungle monsoon pummled us all night to find more soldiers had arrived in the night.....

Some lads made a valient effort in the dark to set up camp.....Mazza gave me a tour of Shreddy Mercurys compound....it was like a fancy body bag with sticks attached to it

Mazzadon managed to get his jungle hammock 90% going......when he got it securely up in the tree he climbed in it....only for his body to rip right through the bottom ....he landed in the jungle floor at 4am in the rain and opted to sleep shotgun in the tank

Robstock is a trip where you go to stores and buy nothing essential to the weekend......its awsome to see what people end up bringing to the woods

Drunk Dave has HolyDiver tattooed on his lip.......its hard to see in this photie but take my word for it......its there!!!!!!!

Wee Rickys t shirt's just as bonkers as his dinner tray

This wee poster was a hilarious moral booster

Rob of the Stock .....manny of the woods.......takin apart his skate to make more fire wood

Dods gone Wild interviewed a stag at some diner

Then sang a few old numbers for the audience

Pellit Finder General

Rockin oot

A young jeezy flew over the fire but his board didnae

Reija and her pal fae Argentina...i asked her if she knew Maradonna.....she wasnie stoked cos i guess hes a total coke heid now

Ricky's bones and his liver took a battering all day

Boaterheid sour lemon face and yours laterd

The Cook out brought 30 bags of groceries into the forest.......

Screwbles had the biggest bandage.......his arse ate a fire pit 5 minutes after he arrived.......

Drunk Dave ate lobster brains for breakfast

Strubing

Where the fuck is Marlon Brando and all the heids on sticks......its like Designer Vietnam

Gnarwhales debut was fantastic

Crosses burned and face paint melted

The Bringer on Bass ....Buddy Guy on guitar...and the manny Tooth Mouth on drums...what a line up

"In Maine no one can hear you scream"

Mazza got his singlet ripped to smithereens

The brothers wackadoodle

Theres so much going on in this photie.......Lewis takes the stage

The hosts of the best shindig on earth

Anthrax tattoos for all the lads after this weekend

Fungus warriors

Hahahahaha

After a bunch of antics and adventures its time to go home and see what the rest of the world did this weekend

Big skies for big hangovers