Today i got a new camera ... After 2 months of blowing it, i finally borrowed loot from my friend Eamon and now im in tons of debt and still blowing it...........anyways this isnt Eamon . This is Henry and he might be the toughest kid i know.....his mustache is fully growed up.

My day consisted of more blowing it ....i had to ask Nikki to drive me to get my laundry and my tent........Im fully in the Pile high club now...........

Its 6am and im outside Dods house.. Were all leaving for Robstock in Maine. the only cat ready was Benny.

The whole crew met up at Mels Angels diner. Hightower..Demassek and tons of wild riders of boards

The Chris Lewis Experience was already in great shape.

We borrowed Rick the Racists van.......wee ricky... pete slaughters...the bringer...tooth...dods and me

We stopped to take a shite in New Hampshire.....and Wee Ricky didnae impress these locals with any stunts

Me and Ricky.........

We finally made it to Machias Maine......8hrs drive and first drop in Screwy Lewis relises the lads back at Waterbros put his trucks on backwards........

Dods and Claire Dog

Sticks and meat

Jake and Mandreas are dudes with beards

the Bringer and Shane

Screwbacca and Ajax?

 

The Dog ....smoking some chocolate fudge

"hey dog your hot!!!!!"

Mr Lewis spent most of the weekend on the forest floor....

This is the part of the night where i woke up to Chris Lewis getting battered while stuck in his tent that was actually Dod's tent..

Dods finally made it to his tent to find a snoring Lewis curled up inside. Rather than ask him to leave he pummled the tent and Lewis inside.

Completely destroying both tent and camper inside.

The surrounding 30 tents were all heckling in the darkness....it ruled

 

Its 4am in the forest and these two arseholes are about to go at it..........i wish i had video of this ....

Meanwhile...Hallsey tries to repair Dods tent

Then it got bonkers.....Dods basically mopped Lewis around the forest in the pitch black

Dods wasnt stopping and tons of campers got swatted in the madness

As this is going on ......random tents are yelling all kinds of shite....fueling the fire.......

The next day it was all tranquil and quiet and covered in rubbish in the forest

All the shingles got used for firewood

 

Pensyl up and about all early

Damo too......Electric toothbrush nice touch

After breakfast we went to the local swimming hole.

Dods found some soap on a rock.

Everyone couldve used it

Wee Ricky

The Bringer is quiet when its light out

All cleaned up and ready to batter some else

Driving with the animals

Then we stopped and i bought one for the van.....$2 and the lady even gave us rope

Robs front door............christ ....(what a stupid caption)

This is my front door...i found a mail box and got it all set up...on the last day there i had two postcards..one from Hallsey and one from the Cookout.

I was fair chuffed likes!!!!

The real Shire

Jake ..Janelle? and the strangest wee dug i've ever seen

J Dog ...Claire Dog ....Dennis Dog ...and Julia Dog

J Dog bought a guitar off the road for $5... He was tickled pink with it...............it came with two strings

Just when i couldnt have any more fun...i went to the Carnival.......Jesus bloody christ what a scene.........

I was scared to death of the Gypo's running the place and the condition of the rides......

Its sick cos its designed for wee kids...........i left

It was deserted......next year they should just set up at Robstock

When i got back to the camp it was pouring........under the mini ramp was the only shelter

It wasnie lookin good for the lads

 

If this was in NYC or LA ..it would be an art exibit

Damian Gnarley with the ol bag an stick routine

This is like every barbeque in Scotland....where the fuck did a shopping trolly come fae ?

This could be the Livi fun day.....Rain ...shopping trollys... wee ricky...raw meat.....and wee kids running around lawless...

Beusnitz brought a shooter........

LazerBlade

In between mushrooms Pensyl managed to eat some burgers

Lizzie and Jessie Chirps fresh from Costa Rica

Bloody hell!!!! Who's this tadger

The string section........Jake and Slaughters

Shane's yard sale

This geezer wore the same outfit last year........ya minger!!

This was the part of the day where some dugs humped next to me and the dude dug bloody jammed all over my leg.

It was quiet disgusting.........

After sex they had a beer...while i went into the forest and puked!!!!

this is dods doing the giutar neck spin move...and this is the photo that i blew. i was still recovering from the dug jizz on my leg.

Damian really wanted to kill something.

Wombat...Brandy...Damian and Suzie?

The rain stopped and our shelter fully held up..

This was on our van some how.....

The Ramp is almost dry

More guns

Hightower played in the forest.........heres Captain Cave Drum

Lewis got a lap dance from Dave and Jake

Oh by the way...this is Rob....this is his hoose.....he pulled a nice rusty nail out of this super drunk maine geezers face.....i tried to get a photie but the dude wasnie to stoked.........

Tim Stanton had all the angles and all the whiskey

I forget this birds name but i heard she was the one that fought boaterheid in San Fran.....nice braces

Hightower's manager making sure the lads hit every note.

Hightower killed it.......and so did the shrooms

Dnaces with wolves

He held this pose for ages.......

These weirdo carnie's arrived and were selling pipes and hanging banners from trees.... nice ginger mop ya hippy!!!!

Weibs found the machete from last Robstock......mangled blades

At the end of the set ...Shane had not much left to hit

What a champion time......

Tooth and a snake

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it got dark and we played ... i dont have any shots of the Damassek. i havnie mastered drumming and taking photies yet......

Im sure you'll see 40 angles of the same shite on a bunch of bloggers and brofiles and cryspaces......

 

All in all Robstock was a grand time....thanks to rob....