The next morning my camera was more manglefied than my heid.........

This is middle of the day without changing one setting.......i think camera number 9 has finally left the building

After biting bullits i had to buy a new camera......i got one from the most insane Hacidic Jewish place on 34th street......those arseholes might be the gnarliest , rudest non carin geezers ive ever met......they treat you so badly that its almost awsome...i couldnae stop laughing the whole time until they rang me up and it wasnie funny anymore.....

I got ma new camera and im off to the Bronx Zoo cos its free on wednesdays

Welcome to the jungle world

Gibbons are rad

The Bronx zoo is amazing.......they have everything....although the people visiting the zoo are way more mental than the wild animals.....the commentry from families about the different animals was priceless

Gorillas have the hugest jungle compound.......this mum gorilla was hanging with her new baby and when i got close to take some nature snap shots this younger ape came flying oot the jungle and smashed the glass...it was scary as hell......

I bro-d with this guy but he wasnie very chuffed

Katie lives down the road from the zoo and hooked up the rad tour of the Boogie Down Bronx...................her denims are all ripped up from going to the zoo so much..

Its bloody wild up here!!!!

I watched this old bird feeding a huge turkey vulture

This place had a nice ring to it

Inside were the sickest bats and snakes and other evil shite that i canny remember the names of..........basically every exhibit in here is like a slayer album cover

They have the weirdest signs all over the zoo.....i forget exactly what this one was saying but..............actually i forget what i was going to say about this photie......

oh well probably shite non witty crap i have stored up my heid.......

The Bronx

Then onto more antics in the other zoo of Manhatten

Its a big world........

Way later on that night i hotel crashed Timmy Burnt who is still in town on business

He was mangled from shredding paper and beer all night and i bombarded his room and ate sandwiches at 4am and watched history channel

The next morning was laughs...timmy was wounded and the carpet was killing me too....fear and loathing in New York

Cheers Marriot....sorry i got so many crumbs on the sheets........