Flying East today with a healthy hangover and a plane full of chinese kids on a field trip....makes for torturous flights and unpleasant vibrations

I also found pint glass embedded in my hands and didnt know where it came from till i checked the Trife....it all came clear when i got home

If this is what heaven is like i want a refund......im in hell right now

Its all quiet on earth but up here its like a Cantonese wedding on the plane

Aaaah Los Angeles for some peace and quiet

Deep space nine

I watched the Baggage manglers beat my box up........in this close up we see this eejit giving my luggage a right once overs!!!!!

My other one got through......Having Carboard luggage with TFL written all over it was not a great idea.......all my shite got lost and showed up at the shire a day laterd.

Lookin like Kong took a shite on it.........both boxes were destroyed........

I hope this baggage asshole gets a flat on his purple lobster pot

Back on board .....Momma Fratelli wouldnt stop snoring and coughing.........i swear im getting punished for all the times i got awsome with my freinds

Looks cold in the east

I get to Providence airport and i saw Chris Kelly (Eamons brother) and his wife on the wall in the terminal........epic royalties

Eggy and Eamon came to meet me........Eggy was irate that they lost my luggage cos one box was all his crap from NHS......hahahaha

At this point i didnt even care.....keep my cardboard boxes and my trinkets!!!!!! i just want the shire

My travels are over and it was beyond gooder times

Thank yous to Jay and Claire Dug for letting me stay and to Greg Smith for a rad concert and to Sally for driving me all over SF in the spaceship and to everyone else

this just happened............

i got home to the shire and slept so rad then at 8am i woke up to my next door neighbor going mental.....All screaming and flipping out

I peek through the shire curtains and see all these people staring at this car.

Turns out all the debris and shite fell off my roof and laterd this old birds car.......those are rocks and dirt and sticks all over this VW...

I went back to bed and didnt answer the door................"the beatings will continue until moral improves"