Timmy Burnt is having a Shindig up in Boston tonight.......tons of awsome arseholes from Newport went up to destroy his house.
Its also the night the Volcom Entertainment Tour rolls into town...
Timmy has a rad Porchugal.......what a retard posse of Laterds
This wee dug ate the pizza crust out ma hands

Young Buckaroos Jewmanji ...Mexico

Saun of the Heavy Metal Pizza crew

Young Manolos ...Rocketboy ...Atticus....Doug the Rug......Ryan and Mexico

Meika showed up...i hadnt seen her in ages

Andy from ASG melted some heids

Timmy Burnt was on total fire....and i kept my specks on all night

Jonah wailed on some new tracks

ASG are long time pals of Demassek and Waterbrothers......

Jason hasnt changed one bit in years...the road has been kind to this manny

I had to keep ma shades on ....lazers and beams everywhere

Ran into some Boston lassies i remember from a 5.9 party

Rinse Neil.......this is a half way point......hes only in 2nd gear here

No word of a lie....this bloke who was 7 feet tall took this photo.......look at Rinse Neil's mug......hes getting closer to the Thunderdome


Valient Thorr headlined the tour......what a performance

All the Thorrs


Phenominal stage antics

I thought he was trying to amplify a fart ..live on stage



The crowd was pretty rabid.....there was probably 30 people from Newport there, all going berzerk.....The show was 18 plus and tons of the Young Jeezys didnt have IDs...so all night there was back door sneak ins , outfit changes , disguises and tons of throw outs.....Mexico got booted 3 times and spent the rest of the show on the sidewalk...
........i remember those days

Rinse Neil was at the place he wanted to be.....somewhere near Jupiter and the moons of Saturn


Hahaha..at one point he started whispering to the band.....maybe he'd lost his voice ..i dont know but he was having a full on conversation with the band while they played.
Rinse Neil has a bird back home in Newport...i think everytime he leaves for a night out on the town its like a wife waving goodbye to an Alaskan crab fisherman.....she never knows if hes going to come back in one piece......Americas Deadliest Buzz

Dr Strangies ....peace manny

Shades still on my heid but i lost the shirt a few songs back.....Meika and the Kareoki Monster in the background lurking

The Deadliest Catch tries to sacrafice himself to the band...but they didnae want his white arse either

After show sidewalk bleatherings

It took us ages to find Timmy Burnts car....Partly cos of the manglings and also cos effin Boston is a bloody maze.....sitting on the roof of his car waiting for the driver ..the coppers told us to move on....we told them that the car we were sitting on was the one taking us home....they didnt buy it and made us walk down the street away from our ride........so dumb but so funny ....2 seconds laterd we were back and the adventures continued

This is totally un-relaterd but i had to add it on somewhere.......the other night me and a bunch of the lads were in down town Newport..... they have these rickshaws that peddle tourists and real arseholes around town when theyre too plastered to walk.......they kind of suck but ....anyways this night were all on the deck of this place and a rickshaw pulls up with these older birds in the back.......they were so drunk....like that lifeless puppet , bobblehead drunk.......so the young cab driver stops and dismounts but the birds are so hammered they cant move.....the cabby tries to assist them off his cab....hes ticked off and just wants his loot and the next fare.......
At this point the whole patio is watching this scene.......there was no signs of life from the dodgy chicks.......THEN ....from the depths of one birds guts it came!!!!!!!
The blond one threw up all over the place...Its hard to see in the photo but she threw up all over herself...her friend ...the rickshaw and the sidewalk........the whole bar went Apeshite.....it was like a World Cup cheer....people were going bonkers...the young cabby freaked and our section of maniacs went into overdrive........
An army of waitressses ran over with napkins to help while we high fived and relived it over and over and over again
In the end the poor cabby peddled up the wharf with two dead bodies in his rickshaw all covered in puke..........
My faveorite part about the whole scene was the fact that the friend didnt move one inch when she got blasted by the vomit.....she just sat there covered......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fuckin tourist wankers