This toilet is new. Looks like someone gave it a run for its money.
Pupeki was testing the jacuzzi tub he installed. 5 minutes later I came back and the bathroom door was locked. I think he was in there smoking a jibber.
There was some situation down the street and I was the first reporter on the scene. No big deal.
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I stopped by Water Bros. and the bros were watching a skate video with some of the little bro's in it.
Eggman was heckling the piss out of them.
If I could remember some of the stuff he said I would type it here.
I was called upon the scene of another situation. It took 2 fire trucks and an ambulance to get this one lady from the Colonial Tavern.
In the bong store, Allysia was reading the men seeking men in the Providence Phoenix personals. There was this one ad for for a dude named Billy, hairy, 5'9" from Newport. He used words like "stretch my hole" "cum dumpster" "warm wet mouth" and "pigbottom" to describe himself. Just as she was reading it, Billy Panini (5'9". hairy, newport) walked in.
I took a photo of the ad but I blew it.
